The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I just wanna be so much
The Misheard: I just wanna pee so much
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view
The Misheard: Whip up the shade it's a lonely view
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Real Lyric: Thelonious, my old friend ...
The Misheard: Felonious my old friend ...
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Real Lyric: So if I gotta die, I'm gonna listen to my body tonight
The Misheard: So if I got a dime, gonna listen to my party tonight
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Real Lyric: Little red corvette, Baby you're much too fast
The Misheard: Leave it, Colette. Baby, you're much too fast.
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Real Lyric: Just a shy guy looking for a two ply
The Misheard: There's a shotgun, looking for 2Pac
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Real Lyric: Where my Studebaker takes me That's where I'll take my stand
The Misheard: Where my sturdy baker takes meThat's where I'll take my stand
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Real Lyric: Singing songs about the Southland I miss Alabamy once again and I think it's a sin
The Misheard: Singin songs about the subwayMiss out bamy was a skin and I think it's a sin
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Real Lyric: ahora El teke teke ahora
The Misheard: A heart attack tack tack
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Real Lyric: And it didn't take them long to decide that Earl had to die
The Misheard: And it didn't take them long to decide that Earl had a guy
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