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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Swedish House Mafia

    Song: Don't You Worry Child

    Real Lyric: See heaven's got a plan for you.

    The Misheard: Jihad has got a plan for you.

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    Artist: Ozzy Osbourne

    Song: Crazy Train

    Real Lyric: Going off the rails on a crazy train

    The Misheard: Blowing off the wheels of this crazy train

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    Artist: Ray Charles

    Song: I can't stop loving you

    Real Lyric: I can't stop loving you I've made up my mind To live in memory of the lonesome times

    The Misheard: I can't stop loving you I've made up my mind To live in memory of the loathsome times

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    Artist: Amy Winehouse

    Song: Help Yourself

    Real Lyric: There must have been, but I don't care

    The Misheard: Then *asturbate, but I don't care

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    Artist: Linkin Park

    Song: Somewhere I Belong

    Real Lyric: I wanna let go of the pain...

    The Misheard: I wanna vacuum all the pain...

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Highway Star

    Real Lyric: Nobody gonna have my girl She stays close on every bend

    The Misheard: Nobody gonna have my girl She leaves the coleslaw behind

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    Artist: Usher

    Song: Love in This Club

    Real Lyric: I wanna make love (in this club, in this club, in this club).

    The Misheard: I wanna make love (spinach love, spinach live, spinach love)

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Highway Star

    Real Lyric: Nobody gonna have my girl She stays close on every bend

    The Misheard: Nobody gonna have my girl She leaves the coleslaw behind

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    Artist: Deep Purple

    Song: Highway Star

    Real Lyric: Nobody gonna have my girl She stays close on every bend

    The Misheard: Nobody gonna have my girl She leaves the coleslaw behind

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    Artist: Alicia Keys

    Song: Empire State of Mind

    Real Lyric: Concrete jungle where dreams are of

    The Misheard: Concrete jungle wet dream tomato

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