The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't you know you're gonna shock the monkey
The Misheard: Don't you know your brother shot the monkey?
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Real Lyric: The way you draw bad card
The Misheard: The way you drive, by God
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Real Lyric: Sitting in the hall of fame
The Misheard: *hitting in the hall of fame
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Real Lyric: Sexuality
The Misheard: Since you had your tea
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Real Lyric: I am ashamed I myself can't make it
The Misheard: I am ashamed I must ask her naked
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Real Lyric: Deep in the sacred book is awaiting
The Misheard: Deep in the sacred book is a wedgie
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Real Lyric: Now if you starve to death you'll just have yourself to blame
The Misheard: Now if you start to dance you'll just have yourself to blame
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Real Lyric: Forever they will be free
The Misheard: Forever gay we'll be free
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Real Lyric: All my life I've been good, but now
The Misheard: All my life I've been good, Banana!
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Real Lyric: I get knocked down, but I get up again
The Misheard: I got no tub, like any other man
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