The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Strumming my pain with his fingers, (one time, one time) singing my life with his words,
The Misheard: Strumming my thing with his fingers
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Real Lyric: Somebody's Heine' is crowdin' my icebox somebody's cold one is givin' me chills Guess I'll just close my eyes Flip on the tele' Wrestle with Jimmy Something is bubbling Behind my back The bottle is ready to blow Say it ain't so Your drug is a heartbreaker Say it ain't so My love is a lifetaker I can't confront you I never could do That which might hurt you So try and be cool When I say This way is a waterslide away from me That takes you further every day So be cool Dear Daddy, I write you In spite of years of silence You've cleaned up, found Jesus Things are good or so I hear This bottle of Steven's Awakens ancient feelings Like father, stepfather The son is drowning in the flood
The Misheard: 1. "somebody's Heine' is crowding my icebox..."I thought it was "somebody's hiding, it's cloudin my eyes, but..."2, "flip on the Tele,' wrestle with Jimmy, something is bubbling behind my back. The bottle is ready to blow."
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Real Lyric: Daddy's dont just love their children every now and then . Its a love with out end Amen
The Misheard: Daddy's dont just love their children every now and then.Its a love with out end ,they mend.
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Real Lyric: 40,000 men and women everyday
The Misheard: 40,000 minnows went that-a-way
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Real Lyric: Inject the venom
The Misheard: Ninja Cabana
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Real Lyric: Might as well face it You're addicted to spuds
The Misheard: My anus will face itYou're addicted to spuds
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Real Lyric: I'll never get over you getting over me.
The Misheard: I'll never get over you getting over herpes.
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Real Lyric: Regrets, I've had mine Lonely nights and a whole lot of wasted time If you see her won't you tell her for me It's better this way to avoid our misery
The Misheard: regret some head likelonely time and i'm full of your wastin' timeif you see her want you telephone meit's better then way to hold on the misery
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Real Lyric: Fire all of your guns at one time
The Misheard: Fire all of your guns at won ton.
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Real Lyric: Livin' la vida loca
The Misheard: Who's gonna be the lonely one?
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