The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Two of hearts Two hearts that beat as one.
The Misheard: Two pop tartsTwo tarts that heat as one.
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Real Lyric: Darkness is a harsh term don't you think?
The Misheard: Darkness is a hodge turned up to think.
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Real Lyric: Little deuce coupe
The Misheard: Little blue scoop
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Real Lyric: I'm like a child with a brand new toy And I get the Sweetest feeling Honey the Sweetest (Sweetest Feeling) Baby the Sweetest (Sweetest Feeling) Loving you, ya
The Misheard: I'm like a child with a brand new toyAnd I get theSwedish feelingHoney the Swedish (Swedish Feeling)Baby the Swedish (Swedish Feeling)Loving you, ya
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Real Lyric: I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, your desire.
The Misheard: I'm your penis, your vagina, your inspire.
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Real Lyric: I'm two dimes and a heart down
The Misheard: I'm two poodles in a boy band
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Real Lyric: Respect my mind or die from lead showers
The Misheard: I prayed my mom would die in ten hours
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Real Lyric: I want all that stupid old ***t/ Like letters and sodas
The Misheard: I want all that stupid old ***t/ Like letters and sonnets
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Real Lyric: Under Neon loneliness, Motor Cycle Emptiness
The Misheard: I'm Driving on Loneliness, Motorcycle Emptiness
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Real Lyric: Whoomp, there it is
The Misheard: Whoops, FedEx
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