The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Whoa Black Betty (bam-ba-lam). She's so rock steady (bam-ba-lam). She's always ready (bam-ba-lam).
The Misheard: Oh Blackberry (jam-da-jam). She wants it in her belly (jam-da-jam). Blackberry jelly (jam-da-jam).
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Real Lyric: Sometimes it lasts in love but sometimes it hurts instead
The Misheard: Sometimes it laughs to love, and sometimes it hurts my head.
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Real Lyric: I'd much rather be Forever in blue jeans, babe
The Misheard: I'd much rather beReverand blue jeans, babe
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Real Lyric: When the rain washes you clean, you'll know.
The Misheard: When the rainbow chef eats cheese, you'll know.
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Real Lyric: Enola Gay,you should have stayed at home yesterday...
The Misheard: All the gays,should have stayed at home yesterday
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Real Lyric: You're feelin' alright? I'm not feelin' too good myself.
The Misheard: Feelin' alright -- I'm not planning to shoot myself.
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Real Lyric: call me a b***h in heat and i... call you a liar!
The Misheard: Oh, everybody's starry eyedAnd everybody knowsOh, everybody's starry eyedAnd my butt he goes
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Real Lyric: You're gonna wish you Never had met me
The Misheard: Mario and Luigi Never had a baby
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Real Lyric: And you still wonder If we made a big mistake
The Misheard: And you still wonderIf we made a *enis steak
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Real Lyric: I wanna hear some lyrics when I wake up, write rhymes to get me through a break up.
The Misheard: I wanna hear some lyrics when a white cop writes rhymes to get me through a break up.
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