The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: More than a woman, more than a woman to me.
The Misheard: One headed woman, one headed woman to me.
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Real Lyric: How 'bout getting of these antibiotics?
The Misheard: How 'bout getting of these anti-psychotics?
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Real Lyric: Oh, I can't help myself When I feel this way I want to be someone else When I get this feeling It gets in my system I can't put the brakes on
The Misheard: Oh, I can't help myself When I feel this way I want to be someone else When I get this feeling I Get In My Sister I can't put the brakes on
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Real Lyric: Brother what a night the people saw Brother what a fight the people saw
The Misheard: Brother what a night the Beatles sawBrother what a fight the Beatles saw
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Real Lyric: Ooh child
The Misheard: Ooh Jack
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Real Lyric: Fifteen years Blood, sweat, and tears And amazement
The Misheard: Fifteen yearsButt sweat and tearsand amazement
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Real Lyric: As the red day is dawning
The Misheard: Through the rectum you stored me in
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Real Lyric: Swing your daddy, sexy mama
The Misheard: swing you daddy, sack your mama
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Real Lyric: I hear Jerusalem bells a ringing Roman Cavalry choirs are singing
The Misheard: I hear a generation of elves are bringingRoman Catholic choirs for singing
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Real Lyric: Moon river, wider than a mile
The Misheard: Moon river, wider than the mind
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