The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wake up, smell the cat food in your bank account
The Misheard: Wake up, smell the caffeine in your bank account
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Real Lyric: Memoria
The Misheard: Ann Maria
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Real Lyric: Yeah, they say I'm a dreamer.
The Misheard: Yeah, they say I'm a gamer.
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Real Lyric: I'm gonna rent myself a house in the shade of the freeway
The Misheard: I'm gonna rid myself of health in the shape of freebase
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Real Lyric: One night and one more time/Thanks for the memories/Even though they weren't so great/He tastes like you only sweeter
The Misheard: One night and one more time/Thanks for the memories/Even though they weren't so great/He tastes like you, Jodie Sweetin
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Real Lyric: And every one of them words rang true And glowed like burning coal
The Misheard: And every one of them words rang true And glowed like rum and Coke
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Real Lyric: I belong with you, you belong with me you're my sweetheart.
The Misheard: I belong with you, you belong with me in my street home.
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Real Lyric: Gold on the ceiling
The Misheard: Mold on the ceiling
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Real Lyric: Just a shy guy looking for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my love
The Misheard: Just a shy guy looking for a true fly Hefty banger homerun.
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Real Lyric: You make me want to take you out and let it rain.
The Misheard: You make me want to take on you a panty raid.
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