The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: This elevator only goes up to ten He's not around, he's always looking at men
The Misheard: Let's celebrate the holy ghost of the dead He's not nowhere, he's always looking at men
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Real Lyric: Drunk and on the end of your phone
The Misheard: Drunk and on the end of your thumb
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Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of this
The Misheard: Sweet Dreams are made of tears
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Real Lyric: I want your Whisky mouth all over my blonde self
The Misheard: I want your risque mouth all over my blonde south
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Real Lyric: Someone else come along sock it to you 'gain
The Misheard: Someone else come along, sock it to yo ***k
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Real Lyric: I'm on the top of the world, looking down on creation
The Misheard: I'm on the top of the world, looking down on the Asians
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Real Lyric: *incoherent mumbling*
The Misheard: On a ceiling On a voice of leather, say Let me say, I wanna leave Ben again Once I saw him on a pizza with a ocean Mona said, I wanna leave it again. On a weed, yeah, I'm a wizard on a whale. Man, I called Launa, said "nana whoa wannazay" Then I
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Real Lyric: Saved by zero
The Misheard: Say if I see a rose
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Real Lyric: What is wrong with another sin
The Misheard: What is wrong with Anais Nin
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Real Lyric: Remember when you used to visit...man
The Misheard: Remember when you used to call me Fizzy Man
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