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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Macklemore

    Song: Celing can't hold us

    Real Lyric: Like the Celing can't hold us

    The Misheard: Like a celing can holder

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    Artist: Katie Melua

    Song: Two bare feet

    Real Lyric: Dancing cat and dancing mouse Down behind the Hyatt House

    The Misheard: Dancing cat and dancing mouse Dancing on the highest house

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    Artist: Gerry Rafferty

    Song: Right Down The Line

    Real Lyric: Changes that I've been through

    The Misheard: Changes in aperture

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    Artist: Manfred Mann's Earth Band

    Song: Blinded by the Light

    Real Lyric: Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night

    The Misheard: Revved up like a douche, another runner in the night

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    Artist: Burt Bacharach

    Song: Blue on Blue

    Real Lyric: Blue on blue, heartache of heartaches

    The Misheard: Blue on blue, honic a-phonic

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    Artist: Pink

    Song: Just Give Me A Reason

    Real Lyric: nothing is as bad as it seems

    The Misheard: nothing is as bad ass, it seems

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    Artist: Kenny Rogers

    Song: Lucille

    Real Lyric: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, Four hungry children and a crop in the field.

    The Misheard: You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille, Four hundred children and a mountain of veal.

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    Artist: Cher Lloyd

    Song: With Ur Love

    Real Lyric: All of them other boys can walk away They ain't even in the game

    The Misheard: All of them other boys can walk away Even if they're gay

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    Artist: Katie Melua

    Song: Nine million bicycles

    Real Lyric: We are twelve billion lightyears (from the edge)

    The Misheard: We are twelve billion lightnings...

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    Artist: Avril Lavigne

    Song: Don't tell me

    Real Lyric: ...but I'm really upset

    The Misheard: ...but I wanna have sex

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