The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The whole universe was in a hot, dark, state...
The Misheard: The whole universe was in a God-damned state...
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Real Lyric: You don't give a damn about the loot.
The Misheard: You don't give a damn about the loo.
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Real Lyric: He's a signal turning green
The Misheard: He's a single attorney free
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Real Lyric: [VERSE :] I want you to love me, like I'm a hot ride Be thinkin' of me, doin' what you like So boy forget about the world cause it's gon' be me and you tonight I'm gonna make your beg for it, then I'mma make you swallow your pride Oooohhh [CHORUS:] Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love Like I'm the only one who knows your heart Only girl in the world... Like I'm the only one that's in command Cause I'm the only one who understands how to make you feel like a man, yeah Want you to make me feel like I'm the only girl in the world Like I'm the only one that you'll ever love Like I'm the only one who knows your heart Only one... [BRIDGE:] Take me for a ride, ride Oh baby, take me high, high Let me make you rise, rise Oh make it last all night, night Take me for a ride, ride Oh baby, take me high, high Let me make you rise, rise Make it last all night
The Misheard: [VERSE:] I want Joanna Lumley, like I’m a hot guy You think I’m nummy, don’t know what you like So boy forget about the whirl cause it's gon' be me and you tonight I want to make a bed for it, then Imma make you swallow your pride [CHORUS:] Wa
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Real Lyric: Whoa! We're going to Ibiza
The Misheard: Whoa! We're going to eat pizza!!
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Real Lyric: jyo bo ri nun sa na ye Gu ron sa na ye
The Misheard: Wash up then you sign your hair
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Real Lyric: It's just a broken alibi
The Misheard: It's just a f**kin alibi
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Real Lyric: Milk and honey till we get our fill, I'll keep chasing it I always will.
The Misheard: We can run into a ghetto field, I'll keep chasing ya' and always will
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Real Lyric: That's how long I've been on you
The Misheard: That's how long I've had pneumonia
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Real Lyric: "she is headed for the cheatin' side of town..."
The Misheard: "she's headed for the Jew side of town.."
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