The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: The ballad of Lucy Jordan
The Misheard: The salad of Lucy Jordan
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Real Lyric: Je suis comme un orphelin (I am like an orphan) dans un dortoir (In a dormitory)
The Misheard: Je suis comme un autre foulard (I am like another neck scarf) ton sans-emploi (your unemployed person)
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Real Lyric: It's like you to forbid me to say goodnight I had your brown eyes and limbs on me through the night
The Misheard: It's like beautiful bed made of say good night And your brown eyes and lentils me through the night
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Real Lyric: I love the way you shake that *ss, turn around, let me see them pants.
The Misheard: I love the way you shake that *ss, turn and let me see those things.
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Real Lyric: "...you know you got it, child, if it makes you feel good..."
The Misheard: "...you know you got it, sh*t, if it makes you feel good..."
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Real Lyric: No playing this guy like a fool
The Misheard: I'm playing this guy like a flute
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Real Lyric: And you cast your fears aside
The Misheard: And you cast your feels aside
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Real Lyric: You've got the most unbelievable blue eyes I've ever seen You've got me almost melting away
The Misheard: You've got the most humbling blue eyes I've ever seen You've got the office mail today
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Real Lyric: Stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
The Misheard: Starts to spread 'em at night And he's working these moments the eye of the tiger
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Real Lyric: Stalks his prey in the night And he's watching us all with the eye of the tiger
The Misheard: Starts to spread 'em at night And he's working these moments the eye of the tiger
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