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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: John Mellencamp

    Song: Ain't Even Done with the Night

    Real Lyric: You got your hands in my back pockets And Sam Cooke's singin' on the radio

    The Misheard: You got your hands in my back pockets Fred Sanford's singin' on the radio

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    Artist: Britney Spears

    Song: How I roll

    Real Lyric: and with a kid on my arm im still an exceptional earner

    The Misheard: and with a kid on my arm im still an exception to *nal

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    Artist: Supremes

    Song: Cupid

    Real Lyric: Now I don't mean to bother you But I'm in distress There's danger of me losing all of my happiness

    The Misheard: Now I don't mean to bother you But I'm in this dress There's danger of me losing all of my happiness

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    Artist: Enrique Iglesias

    Song: Dirty Dancer

    Real Lyric: I like a full glass And I like my Mary Bloody

    The Misheard: I like a full glass I like my married love

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    Artist: Nelly

    Song: Liv Tonight

    Real Lyric: I'm just wanna live tonight.

    The Misheard: Adjust wanna leave tonight

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    Artist: Mick Jagger

    Song: Lucky in Love

    Real Lyric: Oh, I'm lucky in love! Yes, I've got the winning touch. Lucky in love! Suddenly I'm dangerous.

    The Misheard: Oh, I'm lucky in love! Yes, I've got the riches. Lucky in love! When I think I've had enough.

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    Artist: Oingo Boingo

    Song: Dead Man's Party

    Real Lyric: Leave your body and soul at the door

    The Misheard: Leave your body, a**hole, at the door!

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    Artist: Fallulah

    Song: Bridges

    Real Lyric: If I stand still like a shark I'll die

    The Misheard: If I stand still I can shag a guy

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    Artist: Stan Vincent

    Song: Remember Then

    Real Lyric: A doowop song with the backup nonsense vocal "oop shoop"

    The Misheard: Sung in my grade school as "poop shoot"

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    Artist: Totally Enormous Extinct Dinosaurs

    Song: Garden

    Real Lyric: Walking in my silver blues

    The Misheard: Walking in my silver poo

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