The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: It's all your fault, I screen my phonecalls.
The Misheard: It's all your fault, I scream my buns off.
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Real Lyric: You and me, I can see us dyin'. Are we?
The Misheard: You and me, I can see a stallion. Are we?
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Real Lyric: Bob Marley taught me how to off it
The Misheard: Bob Marley comming out the armpit
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Real Lyric: There must be poison in those fingertips of yours
The Misheard: There must be poison in those big 'o *its of yours
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Real Lyric: It climbs the hills like a Matchless cause my Honda's built really light
The Misheard: It climbs the hills like a mattress cause my Honda's built really light
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Real Lyric: And every time I pass a wheat field
The Misheard: And every time I pass a weed field
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Real Lyric: Time for a cool change
The Misheard: Time for a food change
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Real Lyric: Your menstruating heart
The Misheard: Your master wanked it hard
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Real Lyric: Oppa Gangnam style
The Misheard: Whoop... whoop... whoop a condom star.
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Real Lyric: Though the truth may vary, the ship will carry our bodies safe to shore
The Misheard: Though the truth may vary, this s**t carry on barney is safe to show...
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