The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: She took the midnight train going everywhere
The Misheard: She took the midnight tango with every man!
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Real Lyric: YOUUUUUUUUUUU!
The Misheard: JEWWWWWWWWWWW!
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Real Lyric: And don't you know I'm not your ghost anymore. You lost the love I loved the most.
The Misheard: And don't you know I'm not your toast anymore. I lost the love I loved for toast.
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Real Lyric: All by myself....
The Misheard: Obama self.....
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Real Lyric: Your great, great, great granddaughter is doing fine
The Misheard: Your great, great, great granddaughter is doing time
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Real Lyric: I opened up my mouth What come out don't matter Words always get in the way Ask why I ain't a star That man don't work for me I hold nothin' to a love song Gotta know it I... And I can't even do it Oh Lord, mercy To love someone who can...
The Misheard: I opened up my mind Well, come and guard me Words always fail me To a-love someone I dont doooo Ask why I had a store That man don't work for me I owe nothing To a-love someone Like I don't a-know what to do Hog tie got down a line And
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Real Lyric: 22 positions in a one night stand
The Misheard: 22 physicians and a one named "Stan"
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Real Lyric: Relax, don't do it, when you want to sock it to it.
The Misheard: Relax, don't do it, when you want to suck and chew it.
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Real Lyric: The wheel breaks the butterfly Every tear's a waterfall
The Misheard: The wheel breaks the butterfly Sensei steers a waterfall
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Real Lyric: The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
The Misheard: The fourth, the fifth The mini balls, and Joan's facelift
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