The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And after all, you're my wonderwall
The Misheard: And after all, you're my water bong
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Real Lyric: "Wouldn't it be nice if we were older? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long..."
The Misheard: "Wouldn't it be nice if we could yodel? Then we wouldn't have to wait so long..."
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Real Lyric: wildlife binoculars
The Misheard: Oh I like binoculars
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Real Lyric: Love is a big fat river in flood.
The Misheard: Love is a big fat quivering slug.
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Real Lyric: Cannonball
The Misheard: Cat nipple
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Real Lyric: Gigantic, gigantic, gigantic A big big love
The Misheard: You're guilty, You're guilty, You're guilty of being in love
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Real Lyric: Sorry I'm not home right now.
The Misheard: Sorry I'm a lonely boy.
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Real Lyric: Sing for the laughter
The Misheard: Sing for the ladder
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Real Lyric: Come on ride the train it's the choo choo Ride it, woo woo
The Misheard: I Don't wanna do karate woo woo
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Real Lyric: How 'bout that ever elusive kudo
The Misheard: How 'bout fat *** virgins loose could help
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