The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: "Let me show you a few things"
The Misheard: Let me show you a fruit bat.
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Real Lyric: Can't crow before I'm out of the woods, but there's exceptions to the rule
The Misheard: Can't quote me for I'm out of the words, but there's exceptions to the rule
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Real Lyric: I'd even have Wayne Newton dedicate a song to you.
The Misheard: I'd even have Wayne Rooney dedicate a song to you.
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I'm only a crack
The Misheard: 'Cause I'm moaning of crack
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Real Lyric: Why do all good things come to an end?
The Misheard: Why do old people come to an end?
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Real Lyric: Got a hubcap, diamond star halo, You're built like a car, oh yeah
The Misheard: You're a polecat, diamond star halo, You bend like the car, oh yeah
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Real Lyric: Hush hush, keep it down now, voices carry
The Misheard: We s**t Both in the earth
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Real Lyric: I will go down with this ship And I won't put my hands up and surrender
The Misheard: I won't go down with this sh*t And I won't poke my eyes out or surrender
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Real Lyric: Bring that bottle over here.
The Misheard: Bring that body over here.
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Real Lyric: Oh, How'm I gonna be an optimist about this?
The Misheard: Now, How'm I gonna get to Ulster Mr. Balsie?
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