The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And sometime I'll forgive
The Misheard: And sometimes I'll f*** you
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Real Lyric: Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot One that smiled when he flew over the bay
The Misheard: Why are the arms of a horse on a trampoline What explodes as he flew over to me
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Real Lyric: Far away through the pain, I see my demons falling.
The Misheard: Far away through the pain I see my demons farting.
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Real Lyric: He has electric sparking power
The Misheard: It has electric parking power
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Real Lyric: Though the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore
The Misheard: Though the truth made happiness, s**t-filled caviar, bonnie sit to shore.
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Real Lyric: With a cry and shout, she'll search you out
The Misheard: With a cry and shout, she'll slut you out
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Real Lyric: Sing with me sing for the year, sing for the laughter and sing for the tear.. sing with me if it's just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you away
The Misheard: Sing weeping sing for the ear, sing for a lamb n sing for the deer.. Single women just for today, never tomorrow could all take it away
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Real Lyric: Limp Bizkit style John Otto, take 'em to the Matthew's bridge
The Misheard: Milk biscuit style Gelato, take it to the math, you fridge!
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Real Lyric: Whisper words of wisdom, let it be
The Misheard: Whuzzba whuzzba whuzzba, little me.
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Real Lyric: Move 'em on, head 'em up Head 'em up, move 'em on Move 'em on, head 'em up (whip crack) Rawhide
The Misheard: Head a my, moo da my Head a my, moo da my Head a my, moo da my POW! Rawhide
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