The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Deep in the grave He lay, Jesus my Savior; Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord: Up from the grave he arose!
The Misheard: Deep in the gravy lay, Jesus my Savior; Waiting the coming day, Jesus my Lord: Up from the gravy he rose!
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Real Lyric: we're up all night We can get back together we're up all night Let's get back together we're up all night. to get lucky. we're up all night. to get lucky.
The Misheard: we'll rub a mexican we'll rub a mexican we'll rub a mexican monkey then ride all night to kentucky
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Real Lyric: How can I be an optimist about this?
The Misheard: How can I big it up to Mr Valdez?
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Real Lyric: Somebody to tell you That life ain't passing you by
The Misheard: Somebody to tell you Darth Vader's passing you by
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Real Lyric: I want her everywhere, and when she's beside me I know I need never care
The Misheard: I want her everywhere, and when she's beside me I know I need Medicare
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Real Lyric: I don't really like my flow, no, so...
The Misheard: I don't really like my flow, mofo
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Real Lyric: I would buy you a K-car, a nice Reliant automobile
The Misheard: I would buy you a K-car, a nice relyin' automobile
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Real Lyric: Now get this work
The Misheard: Now get it work
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Real Lyric: The female of the species is more deadly than the male
The Misheard: The female of the species is more deadly in the meadow
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Real Lyric: Cause though the truth may vary this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore
The Misheard: Although the truth may carry us I'm your cherry nose, Vonny's taking this farm
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