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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Avril Lavigne

    Song: Complicated

    Real Lyric: And you take what you get and you turn it into Honesty, promise me I'm never gonna find you begging. No, no, no

    The Misheard: And you take what you get and you turn it into Honestly, please promise me I'm never gonna find your bacon, No, no, no.

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    Artist: Calvin Harris

    Song: Sweet Nothing

    Real Lyric: Such sweet nothing

    The Misheard: Sexy nothing Sexy elephant

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    Artist: Jay-Z

    Song: Empire State Of Mind

    Real Lyric: In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh

    The Misheard: In New York, I've become the wintry tomato

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    Artist: Rihanna

    Song: Only Girl (In The World)

    Real Lyric: Hold me like a pillow.

    The Misheard: Call me a Capella.

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    Artist: Robert Johnson

    Song: Crossroad

    Real Lyric: I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees

    The Misheard: I went to the crossroad, I owe you money I went to the crossroad, I'm out of money

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    Artist: Flo Rida

    Song: Whistle

    Real Lyric: You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go

    The Misheard: You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Help me go

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    Artist: Johnny O

    Song: Dream Boy - Dream Girl

    Real Lyric: I treasure the day that we first met

    The Misheard: Oh Tricia the day that we first met

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    Artist: Quiet Riot

    Song: Bang Your Head (Metal Health)

    Real Lyric: i got a mouth like an alligator

    The Misheard: i got a mouth like an elevator

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: Sing us a song, you're the piano man

    The Misheard: Sing us a song for the yellow man

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    Artist: Bowling for Soup

    Song: Girl All The Bad Guys Want

    Real Lyric: And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She doesn't notice me!

    The Misheard: And when she walks, Oh the wind blows on the Angel's thing, but she doesn't notice it

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