The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Charades, pop skill Water hyacinth, named by a poet
The Misheard: Sure its pop skill Water higher sense, named by a fallen
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Real Lyric: All the other kids with the pumped up kicks
The Misheard: All the other kids with the ****ed up ***ks
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Real Lyric: Radioactive! Radioactive!
The Misheard: Ready for action! Ready for action!
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Real Lyric: ...Or are you only a dream?
The Misheard: ...Or are you only a Dweeb?
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Real Lyric: I was sick and tired of wedding rings...
The Misheard: I would set the toilet paper free!
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Real Lyric: My, my, my, I'm once bitten twice shy baby
The Misheard: I,I,I,I...I was bitten while shopping
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Real Lyric: Ripples on my chest, never got an address.
The Misheard: Nipples on my *its, never got a nights' rest.
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Real Lyric: Please don't stop the music
The Misheard: Measles got the music
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Real Lyric: I'm up all night to get some
The Misheard: I'm up all night to get stoned
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Real Lyric: Keep On With The Force Don't Stop Don't Stop 'Til You Get Enough
The Misheard: Take a hop to the post office, don't stop...
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