The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Wouldn't you rather be a widow Than a divorcee? Style your wake for fashion magazines.
The Misheard: Wouldn't you rather be weirdo Than a diva, see? Slide your way through fashion magazines.
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Real Lyric: I, I just died in your arms tonight, It must've been some kind of kiss I should've walked away
The Misheard: I just dined in your arms tonight Mustard with some kind of cheese I chewed and walked away
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Real Lyric: I'm not talkin' 'bout movin' in
The Misheard: I'm not talkin' bout the linen
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Real Lyric: Sheena is a punk rocker
The Misheard: Sh*t in my ears, I've gone rotten
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Real Lyric: You put yourself, you put yourself in my place
The Misheard: You pooped yourself, you pooped yourself in my bed
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Real Lyric: Hold me closer, Tiny Dancer
The Misheard: Hold me close, I'm tired of dancin
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Real Lyric: Like why are we here? And where do we go? And how come it's so hard?
The Misheard: Like why are we here? And where are we going? That can be so hard?
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Real Lyric: The past won't last if the present is killed
The Misheard: The past won't last if the president's killed
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Real Lyric: Love rollercoaster
The Misheard: Throwing custard
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Real Lyric: New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made of
The Misheard: New York, concrete jungle wet dream tomato
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