The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bad moon on the rise.
The Misheard: Don't go around tonight, Well, it's bound to take your life, There's a bathroom on the right.
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Real Lyric: Got my first real six string, Bought it at the 5 and dime Played it till my fingers bled was the summer of 69
The Misheard: Got my first real sex dream I was 5 at the time Played it till my fingers bled was the summer of 69
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Real Lyric: Now I make it.
The Misheard: Now I'm Naked!
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Real Lyric: Don't let it end
The Misheard: Don't let it in
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Real Lyric: She folded, a dissident is here
The Misheard: She's boneless, is dis a dandy seer?
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Real Lyric: Thoughts turn to angels
The Misheard: Farts turn to angels
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Real Lyric: I guess you're just what I needed (just what I needed) I needed someone to feed I guess you're just what I needed (just what I needed) I needed someone to bleed
The Misheard: I guess you're just what I needed (just what I needed) I needed somewhere to pee I guess you're just what I needed (just what I needed) I needed somewhere to pee
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Real Lyric: I hear this voice say don't be so blind.
The Misheard: I hear this voice say don't be so blond.
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Real Lyric: When you're up, you're up When you're down, you're down And when you're only halfway up You're neither up nor down
The Misheard: When you're up, you're up When you're down, you're down And when you're only halfway up Your knees are up your gown
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Real Lyric: I'm safe Up high
The Misheard: I'm safe I'm high
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