The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I did some damage...I know it's true
The Misheard: I can't sing, dammit...I know it's true
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Real Lyric: I ain't never been with a woman long enough, for my boots to get old We've been together so long now they both need re- soled
The Misheard: I ain't never been with a woman long enough, before my roots could take hold We've been together so long now the old Main Street's closed
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Real Lyric: I don't wanna work I just wanna bang on the drum all day
The Misheard: I don't wanna work I just wanna play and get drunk all day
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Real Lyric: Raspberry berret
The Misheard: Rats marry their friends
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Real Lyric: And I am taken to a place Where your crystal minds
The Misheard: And I am taken to a place Where your breasts don't mind...
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Real Lyric: Miss play it smart
The Misheard: Miss placemat
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Real Lyric: It's a new day, but it all feels old It's a good life, that's what I'm told
The Misheard: It's a new day, with all this love It's a new life, because we're rockstars!
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Real Lyric: And when my sugar daddy takes me for a ride
The Misheard: And when I shake a t*tty, take me for a ride
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Real Lyric: All the Single Ladies
The Misheard: I own a Single Lettuce
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Real Lyric: Fire all of at once, and explode into space!
The Misheard: Fry all of your guts a-and explode into spaaac
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