The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Then she tells me I'm a creep
The Misheard: Veggie Tales behind the wheel
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Real Lyric: It is a weeping, and a moaning, and a gnashing of teeth It is a weeping, and a moaning, and a gnashing of teeth It is - when it comes to my sound which is the champion sound Believe! Believe! Lamborghini Mercy Your chick she so thirsty I'm in that two seat Lambo With your girl she tryna jerk me
The Misheard: Wall, it da we'll da da ma dada nadina this Wall, it da we'll da da ma dada nadina this If hes the wep man king von son of the the champ champs son Live, Live Now I'm Feeling mercy Yo chick shes so thirty I'm in that Juicy Limo With your girl Je
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Real Lyric: Take a bite of my heart tonight
The Misheard: Say goodbye to my arm tonight
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Real Lyric: I walked alone between some old adobe haciendas.
The Misheard: I walked alone between some old adobe hussy enders.
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Real Lyric: Through a glass eye your throne Is the one danger zone
The Misheard: On the outskirts of San Antone Is that one danger zone
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Real Lyric: He's the dopest trip
The Misheard: He's a tuna strip
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Real Lyric: You fought it hard like an army guy
The Misheard: You farted hard like an army guy
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Real Lyric: I beg and borrow and steal...
The Misheard: I bang and borrow and steal..
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Real Lyric: It's hard to look right at you, baby
The Misheard: It's hard to look like I just bathed here
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Real Lyric: You were always spoiled with a thousand toys but still you cried all night
The Misheard: You were always spoiled with a thousand toilets, still you cried all night
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