The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Now I don't mean to bother you But I'm in distress There's danger of me losing all of my happiness
The Misheard: Now I don't mean to bother you But I'm in this dress There's danger of me losing all of my happiness
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Real Lyric: I like a full glass And I like my Mary Bloody
The Misheard: I like a full glass I like my married love
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Real Lyric: I'm just wanna live tonight.
The Misheard: Adjust wanna leave tonight
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Real Lyric: Oh, I'm lucky in love! Yes, I've got the winning touch. Lucky in love! Suddenly I'm dangerous.
The Misheard: Oh, I'm lucky in love! Yes, I've got the riches. Lucky in love! When I think I've had enough.
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Real Lyric: Leave your body and soul at the door
The Misheard: Leave your body, a**hole, at the door!
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Real Lyric: If I stand still like a shark I'll die
The Misheard: If I stand still I can shag a guy
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Real Lyric: A doowop song with the backup nonsense vocal "oop shoop"
The Misheard: Sung in my grade school as "poop shoot"
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Real Lyric: Walking in my silver blues
The Misheard: Walking in my silver poo
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Real Lyric: The ballad of Lucy Jordan
The Misheard: The salad of Lucy Jordan
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Real Lyric: Je suis comme un orphelin (I am like an orphan) dans un dortoir (In a dormitory)
The Misheard: Je suis comme un autre foulard (I am like another neck scarf) ton sans-emploi (your unemployed person)
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