The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bite your lip, whisper and say
The Misheard: wipe your lip with spermicide
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Real Lyric: The world begins to disappear The worst things come from inside here
The Misheard: The world begins to disappear The worst things come from in Zaire
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Real Lyric: Come a little closer, then you'll see
The Misheard: Come a little closer, baby seal
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Real Lyric: And the hobo he can drown
The Misheard: And the hom* he can drown
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Real Lyric: Wanna glide down over Mulholland
The Misheard: Wanna slide down over Valhalla
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Real Lyric: And if you threw a party, invited everyone you knew. You would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attached would say, thank you for being a friend.
The Misheard: Get you through a heartache, Invited everyone you knew, You would see the biggest gift would be from me And the heart attacks would say, Thank you for being a friend
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Real Lyric: Raised on Promises
The Misheard: Raised on Prilosec
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Real Lyric: (supposedly) "gotta find a way, a better way, a better way" (2x)
The Misheard: "Got to find a way, to burn away, when I'm there..."
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Real Lyric: I see it all, I see it now
The Misheard: A CEO, I see it now
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Real Lyric: Big Old Jet Airliner
The Misheard: Big Old Jed Carolina.
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