The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Fought a losing war on a foreign shore to find his country didn't want him back.
The Misheard: Fought a losing war on a four inch shore to find his country and a body in a bag.
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Real Lyric: Too legit... Too legit to quit
The Misheard: Tula Jay. Tula Jay to qway.
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Real Lyric: They don't paint pictures they just trace me
The Misheard: They don't pay b***hes they just trace me
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Real Lyric: I'm living on such sweet nothing
The Misheard: I'm living in sexy armpits
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Real Lyric: Just like fishing in the ocean.
The Misheard: Just like pissing in the ocean.
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Real Lyric: I want a short-haired girl who sometimes wears it twice as long
The Misheard: I want a short-haired girl but in one place that hair's twice as long
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Real Lyric: See heaven's got a plan for you
The Misheard: Sierra's got a plan for you
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Real Lyric: My woman gives me power Goes right down to my blood
The Misheard: My woman gives me pie-ie Don't break down to a blurb.
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Real Lyric: Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?
The Misheard: Annie, do you want cake? Are you wonky, Annie?
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Real Lyric: Foreign types with the hookah pipes say.
The Misheard: For enticing a hooker pie, say...
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