The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: If I had a photograph of you It's something to remind me
The Misheard: If I had a photograph of you Or something to my name
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Real Lyric: And we're all getting hosed tonight
The Misheard: And we'll all get them hoes tonight
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Real Lyric: I hate these blurred lines
The Misheard: I hate these bird lice
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Real Lyric: The Priests praise my name on this night
The Misheard: Freeze frame my name on this night
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Real Lyric: Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet
The Misheard: Through the curb to see a fresh new feat
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Real Lyric: You know where to put the caulk...
The Misheard: You know where to put the c*ck
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Real Lyric: Puttin’ my defences up ‘Cause I don’t wanna fall in love
The Misheard: Puttin' my defences up 'Cause I dont wanna fart out loud
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Real Lyric: Come on, stand, up again Come on, stand, Stand, you’re gonna run again
The Misheard: Come on, Stan, up again Come on, Stan, Stan should go and run again
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Real Lyric: I get up in the morning now, I don't know Waiting for the evening now, I don't know Been lookin' for whats comin' now, I don't know Would somebody please, help me.
The Misheard: I get up in the morning now, HOTDOG ROAST Waiting for the evening now, HOTDOG ROAST Been lookin for whats comin now, HOTDOG ROAST Would somebody please help me.
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Real Lyric: If I could walk on water. If I could tell you what's next.
The Misheard: *uckin' walk on water. *uckin' tell me what's next.
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