The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Want to put my tender heart in a blender.
The Misheard: Warm chicken tender stuck in a blender
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Real Lyric: I wanna know have you ever seen the rain?
The Misheard: I wanna know have you ever peed in the rain?
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Real Lyric: Hey young blood
The Misheard: Hey, I'm back!
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Real Lyric: We were happy with the toy that they would bring
The Misheard: We were happy with the toilet they would bring
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Real Lyric: Upon the fields of barley
The Misheard: Upon the fields of garlic
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Real Lyric: They did it for the baby and the wedding day.
The Misheard: The dead have fallen, baby, and the women bathe.
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Real Lyric: "Love is a cannibal."
The Misheard: "Love is a cannonball!"
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Real Lyric: "I'm real even on Oprah."
The Misheard: "I've really been on Oprah!"
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Real Lyric: Here we lay again On two separate beds Riding phone lines
The Misheard: Here we lay again On two separate beds Riding bovines
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Real Lyric: Rumour has it
The Misheard: Hubert has it!
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