The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I can see the red tail lights heading for Spain
The Misheard: I can see the red tail lights heading for Spiny Inn
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Real Lyric: Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic Intergalactic, planetary, planetary, intergalactic
The Misheard: Intergalactic, kill the children, kill the children, intergalactic Intergalactic, kill the children, kill the children, intergalactic Intergalactic, kill the children, kill the children, intergalactic Intergalactic, kill the children, kill the children
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Real Lyric: What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, he'll never phone ya
The Misheard: What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia After you do, he'll never BONE YA
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Real Lyric: Hang on, a tiny voice did say
The Misheard: Hang on, tiny boys can stay
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Real Lyric: She'll tease you. She'll unease you. All the better just to please you.
The Misheard: She'll tease you. She'll adhese you. Hold a bed rush just to please you.
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Real Lyric: You woo me until the sun comes up
The Misheard: You rule me until the sun comes up
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Real Lyric: Rhiannon
The Misheard: Brianna
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Real Lyric: I can see very well
The Misheard: I can read very well
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Real Lyric: Out in the woods, squirrels are out today
The Misheard: Give me the words, schools are out today
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Real Lyric: You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' that dirt all on my name
The Misheard: You've been runnin' round, runnin' round, runnin' round throwin' a turtle on my knee
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