The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: In New York, concrete jungle where dreams are made, oh
The Misheard: In New York, I've become the wintry tomato
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Real Lyric: Hold me like a pillow.
The Misheard: Call me a Capella.
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Real Lyric: I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees I went to the crossroad, fell down on my knees
The Misheard: I went to the crossroad, I owe you money I went to the crossroad, I'm out of money
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Real Lyric: You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Here we go
The Misheard: You just put your lips together And you come real close Can you blow my whistle baby, whistle baby Help me go
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Real Lyric: I treasure the day that we first met
The Misheard: Oh Tricia the day that we first met
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Real Lyric: i got a mouth like an alligator
The Misheard: i got a mouth like an elevator
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Real Lyric: Sing us a song, you're the piano man
The Misheard: Sing us a song for the yellow man
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Real Lyric: And when she walks, All the wind blows and the angels sing. She doesn't notice me!
The Misheard: And when she walks, Oh the wind blows on the Angel's thing, but she doesn't notice it
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Real Lyric: And sometime I'll forgive
The Misheard: And sometimes I'll f*** you
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Real Lyric: Wired were the eyes of a horse on a jet pilot One that smiled when he flew over the bay
The Misheard: Why are the arms of a horse on a trampoline What explodes as he flew over to me
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