The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Grind up on it, girl, show him how you ride it
The Misheard: Grind the Pony, show him how you ride it
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Real Lyric: Oh dark grin.
The Misheard: Oh dolphin.
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Real Lyric: Like sittin' on pins and needles, things fall apart, it's scientific
The Misheard: Life's sitting on a big tomato, it's pulled apart, it's scientific
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Real Lyric: She keeps Moet & Chandon in her pretty cabinet "Let them eat cake" she says just like Marie Antoinette
The Misheard: She keeps 'em always shined up in her pretty cabinet "just there in case.." she says just like Marie Antoinette
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Real Lyric: Now he's at doin'9 to 5 Livin' his grey flannel life
The Misheard: Now he's at home doin' 95 Havin' his brakes analyzed
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Real Lyric: Catching my breath, letting it go Turning my cheek for the sake of the show
The Misheard: Catching my breath, letting it go Turning my cheek for the secular show
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Real Lyric: All along the watchtower
The Misheard: oil on the watchtower
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Real Lyric: give me peace of mind my daddy never had
The Misheard: I'm the best piece of momma, daddy ever had
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Real Lyric: With Arms Wide Open
The Misheard: Here goes the whole battle
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Real Lyric: And this my four leaf clover I'm on the line, one open mind This is my four leaf clover
The Misheard: And this my only faux pas I'm on the line, one open mind This is my four only faux pas
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