The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Me and all my friends
The Misheard: Weeing on my friends
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Real Lyric: "I'm still at it, after mathematics, in the home of drive-bys and ak-matics, swap meets, sticky green and bad traffic..."
The Misheard: I'm still at it, after mathematics, in the home of drive-bys and asthmatics, swap meets sticky green and bad traffic..."
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Real Lyric: Well, Barbie, we're just getting started... Oh, I love you Ken!
The Misheard: Well, Bobby, we're just getting started... Oh, I love you Kel!
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Real Lyric: Shame on you, you're mama said.
The Misheard: Shame on you, you marmoset.
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Real Lyric: Up in the moring I'll be your coffee cup. If you drink me down I will fill you up again. If you don't think that's enough.
The Misheard: Like a never ending coffee cup, if you drink me down I will fill you up and I can be done if that's enough.
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Real Lyric: I never really cared until I met you
The Misheard: I never really cared to torment you
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Real Lyric: And left so far out from the shore
The Misheard: I have no Y chromosome
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Real Lyric: I put on a show, Now I make it
The Misheard: I put on a show, now we're naked
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Real Lyric: I got the moves like jagger.
The Misheard: I got to move my jagger.
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Real Lyric: Let's hear it for Nebraska, For Nebraska, Nebraska I love you, you and I
The Misheard: aint no more s**t gonna happen again
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