The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Sweet Dreams are made of this, who am I to disagree
The Misheard: Sweet peas are made of cheese, who am I to dis a tree.
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Real Lyric: I'm a cad but I'm not a flawed
The Misheard: I'm a cat but I'm not a Ford.
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Real Lyric: Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost It's empty and cold
The Misheard: Seize the day or die regretting the time you lost to Tim Tebow
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Real Lyric: Parlez vous francais, Konichiwa, come and move in my way, hey little chica from Guadalupe, that thing you got behind you is amazing
The Misheard: Alley-oop Francis, Konichiwa come move it my way. Hey little chica from Guantanamo bay that thing you got behind you is amazing
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Real Lyric: Watch her get down, watch her get down As she do, do, do her thing Right on the scene
The Misheard: Watcha Guitah Watcha' Guitah Watcha' Boom boom boom boom boom what a machine.
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Real Lyric: Jail guitar doors
The Misheard: Jelly-tot whores
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Real Lyric: Oh, you ought to spare your face the razor
The Misheard: Are you all to spare? You face the raisin
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Real Lyric: Left me barely holding on
The Misheard: Let me build a hole in the wall
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Real Lyric: So I'm putting my defences up cause I don't want to fall in love if I ever did that I think I'd have a heart attack
The Misheard: Putting my defences up because I don't want to fart out loud ... If I did that I think I'd have a heart attack
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Real Lyric: Owner of a Lonely Heart
The Misheard: Odor of baloney fart
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