The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hey Mark its fourth and goal why don't you get your dad a beer and do us all a favor get your punk *** out of here Dear I think our son's retarded he likes to read not watch tv mark never plays no football with the kids across the street Hey mom hey dad yeah sports are great if you like touching other men but when we touch each other off the field well this becomes a sin born to do hey hey I'm destroying the world
The Misheard: Hey Markus for the goal I'm gonna get your dad a beer and do us all a favor get your drunk *** out of here dear I think our son's retarded likes threed not watch tv he never thinks no ootball with the ents across the street hey mom hey dad I'm
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Real Lyric: Like a kettle in the kitchen
The Misheard: Collecting cattle in the kitchen
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Real Lyric: Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating...
The Misheard: Lying close to you, feeling your hard weiner...
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Real Lyric: what a duet for a girl and goatherd, Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
The Misheard: What kind of bee eats a poison goat-turd; Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O, Yo-Lady-O who?
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Real Lyric: Just like a thirsty field, I can't complain a bit
The Misheard: Just like a thirsty field, I can't complain or b***h
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Real Lyric: You can't fix this pain with money
The Misheard: You can't fix this pain with my hair
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Real Lyric: Don't be alarmed if I fall head over feet And don't be surprised if I love you for all that you are
The Misheard: Don't be alarmed if I f**k head over feet And don't be surprised to find love here and all that you are
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Real Lyric: My blood runs cold, my memory has just been sold My angel is a centerfold Angel is a centerfold
The Misheard: My blood runs cold, my memory has just been stole My asian is in Interpol Asian is in Interpol
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Real Lyric: In The Six Double O Bumping Isley
The Misheard: In The Six Double O Bumping Isaac
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Real Lyric: And I say, hey, yeah, yeah.
The Misheard: Beyonce, hey, yeah, yeah.
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