The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: 'Cause your heart's been cracked, and everyone else is goin' mad...
The Misheard: 'Cause your heart's been cracked and everyone else is a scumbag...
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Real Lyric: 'Cause I got something on my mind,
That sets me straight and walking proud
The Misheard: Well I got something on my mind here
Like Sesame Street and talking loud
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Real Lyric: 'Cause after all, Your'e my wonderwall
The Misheard: Cause after all your my wonderbra
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Real Lyric: #1 Brimful of Asha on the 45
#2,3 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow -mine´s on the 45
The Misheard: #1 Brimful of Asha on the Sporty Spice
#2 Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow - mine´s on the Sporty Spice
#3 Everybody needs opossum for a pillow...
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Real Lyric: "Well you can tell by the way I use my walk, I'm a woman's man, no time for talk..."
The Misheard: "Hell, you can tell right away I abuse my rock, I'm a woman, man, go climb the clock..."
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Real Lyric: "See the woman standing at the door
World gone by, again and again
See the blisters growing on her feet..."
The Misheard: "See the Mormon steaming in the doorway
Come by, with the key tothe gate
See the blisters, put them on your feet..."
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Real Lyric: More than a lover
The Misheard: More than a llama
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Real Lyric: Glorified version of a pellet gun
The Misheard: 29 virgins on a pelican
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Real Lyric: "It smells like cheap wine and cigarettes...."
The Misheard: "It smells like cheap Hawaiian cigarettes..."
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Real Lyric: "I kinda like it in my brand new place."
The Misheard: "I found a maggot in my bran-oat flakes."
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