The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ....Ginger Rogers, dance on air....
The Misheard: ....gingivitis, dance on air...
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Real Lyric: ... can't know the fears, that your elders grew by ...
The Misheard: ... can't know the fears, that you
ever screw by ...
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Real Lyric: and pretend that he is Parson Brown
The Misheard: and pretend that he is parched and brown
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Real Lyric: ... Can't touch this!
The Misheard: ... King justice!
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Real Lyric: I came clean with it... The bug's been around since time began... It can cripple and it can paralyze...
The Misheard: I can't clean with it... The bug's been around since nine AM... I got purple, pink, and paradigm...
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Real Lyric: (Church on time) Terrifies me (Church on time) Makes me party
The Misheard: (Church on time) Terrifies me (Church on time) Makes me vomit
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Real Lyric: 'Scuse me, while I kiss the sky
The Misheard: 'Scuse me, while I kiss this guy.
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Real Lyric: 'Going to the chapel and I'm, gonna get married
The Misheard: 'Going to the chapel annex, gonna get married....
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Real Lyric: 'Cuz you are the magnet, and I am steel
The Misheard: 'Cuz you are the madness, and I am Steve
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Real Lyric: And the child roses like...
The Misheard: Uncle John mows his lawn.......
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