The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...just to have you as my very own personal Venus.
The Misheard: ... just to have you as my very own personal penis.
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Real Lyric: ...I'm standing in the middle of life, with my past behind me.
The Misheard: ...I'm standing in the middle of life with my pants behind me.
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Real Lyric: ...I don't mean a Hampstead nursery
The Misheard: I don't need a hamptser, no siree!
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Real Lyric: ...dancing with the chick in slacks
The Misheard: ...dancin' with the chicken slats
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Real Lyric: ...Champagne Supernova in the sky
The Misheard: Champagne tippin' over in the sky
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Real Lyric: ...center of her own attention
The Misheard: ....center of a rhododendrun
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Real Lyric: ...and the oaks just shake their heads
The Misheard: ...and the folks just s**t their beds
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Real Lyric: ...and he looks at her and he says, hey Darlin' I remember when you could stop a clock
The Misheard: got to hit that b***h on the head
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Real Lyric: ...a piece of mind my daddy never had.
The Misheard: ...a piece of Mama Daddy never had.
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Real Lyric: ...a material girl...
The Misheard: ..i'm a Cheerio girl...
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