The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: ...What's love but a secondhand emotion.
The Misheard: ...What's love but a suck a candy motion.
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Real Lyric: ...Under the Arctic fire Over the seas of silence
The Misheard: ...Under the Arctic Fire Over the Ceasar salad.
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Real Lyric: ...tried to get ahead but only got decapitated...
The Misheard: ...tried to get ahead but only god can count potatoes...
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Real Lyric: ...The little Lord Jesus, asleep on the hay
The Misheard: ...The Little Lord Jesus was eating the hay
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Real Lyric: ...Suicide Blonde
The Misheard: ...Soup and Salad Bar
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Real Lyric: ...sentimental lady gentle one
[bridge]
and all of the things that they say are very
fourteen joys and a will to be merry... [i think...]
The Misheard: ...sentimental lady gentle one
[bridge]
and all of the things that they say are very
fourteen joys and a ** WILTED CANARY **...
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Real Lyric: ...pleasure moves and grooves on
The Misheard: ...pleasure poops and croutons
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Real Lyric: ...only to find Gideon's bible.
The Misheard: ...only to find Gidget's bible.
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Real Lyric: ...meaner than a junkyard dog.
The Misheard: ...meaner than a junkyard duck.
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Real Lyric: ...little boy blue and the man in the moon...
The Misheard: ...little boy doin a man at noon
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