The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: With the birds I'll share this lonely view.
The Misheard: Mister Burns is a lonely Jew.
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Real Lyric: Rocket Man, burning out his fuse up here alone
The Misheard: Rocket Man, burning out in New York, hair is long.
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Real Lyric:
Kind of a drag, when your baby don't
love you,
Kind of a drag, when you know she's
been untrue
The Misheard: Canada Dry, when your baby don't
love you'
Canada Dry, when you know she's
been untrue
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Real Lyric: 65 love affair
The Misheard: Cystic fibrosis
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Real Lyric: 1. Sentimental Lady, gentle one
2. fourteen joys and a will to be merry
The Misheard: 1. Sacremento lady, share the wine
2. Fourteen jars and a will to be married.
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Real Lyric: ..chasing dragons with plastic swords, jack off Jimmy, everybody wants more, Scully and angel on the kitchen floor, and I'm callin' Buddy on the Ouija board...
The Misheard: What have I done to my face? Look what I've done. My nose has melted now cause I sat out in the sun... Did you ever stop to notice All the crap things that I've done Like making s**t records And shoving my cock up children's bum. Aaaaaaah
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Real Lyric: ..and a partridge in a pear tree
The Misheard: ..and a partri ginapear tree
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Real Lyric: ...you might as well face it, you're addicted to love.
The Misheard: ...you might as well face it, you're a d**khead in love.
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Real Lyric: ...With one headlight
The Misheard: ...With warm headlice!
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Real Lyric: ...With liberty and justice for all.
The Misheard: ...With liver tea and just us four, all.
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