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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Jim Croce

    Song: Bad Bad Leroy Brown

    Real Lyric: A razor in his shoe

    The Misheard: A raisin in his shoe

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    Artist: Tori Amos

    Song: Professional Widow

    Real Lyric: Honey, bring it close to my...

    The Misheard: I wanna piece of toast and mite

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    Artist: Lenny Kravitz

    Song: Let Love Rule

    Real Lyric: We've got to let love rule.

    The Misheard: You've got to lick the roof.

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    Artist: Simon and Garfunkel

    Song: Mrs. Robinson

    Real Lyric: Put it in the pantry with your cupcakes

    The Misheard: Put it in your panties with your cupcakes

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    Artist: Bee Gees

    Song: Stayin' Alive

    Real Lyric: Stayin' alive, stayin' alive

    The Misheard: Squiggy the lamb, Squiggy the lamb

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    Artist: Leonard Cohen

    Song: Dress Rehearsal Rag

    Real Lyric: A girl with chestnut hair

    The Misheard: A girl with just no hair

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    Artist: Olivia Newton-John

    Song: You're The One That I Want

    Real Lyric: You're the one that I want,
    You are the the one I want....

    The Misheard: Your the Wizard of Oz,
    You got the lollipops.

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    Artist: The Who

    Song: I Can't Explain

    Real Lyric: A certain kind, can't explain

    The Misheard: Been circumsized, can't explain

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Black Dog

    Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul

    The Misheard: A filleted woman ain't got no soul

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Black Dog

    Real Lyric: A big legged woman ain't got no soul

    The Misheard: A Beatle age woman ain't got no soul

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