The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Actually, it was the name of the group: Captain and Tenille.
The Misheard: Captain Anthill!
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Real Lyric: Acintya Bheda Bheda Tattva
The Misheard: Incubators lot like tacoes
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Real Lyric: Acintya bheda bheda tattva
The Misheard: I think I made a, made a time bomb
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Real Lyric: Acintya Bheda Bheda Tattva
The Misheard: A Chinky Bagel Bagel Snack Bar
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Real Lyric: About having to be scrounging
Your next meal
The Misheard: About having to be scrounging
Eunuchs for me
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Real Lyric: Aah aah, It's so good, living with you ahh-ahh.
The Misheard: I love eating waffles, there so good,
Aunt Jemima waffles.
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Real Lyric: Killing me softly with his song
The Misheard: Killing me softly with his thong
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Real Lyric: A year has passed since I wrote my note
The Misheard: A year has passed since I broke my nose
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Real Lyric: A world of my own
The Misheard: A world of nouns
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Real Lyric: A teenage wasteland...
The Misheard: A teenage waistline...
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