The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And he's holding her in his arms late late at night.
The Misheard: And he's holding her ears on late late at night.
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Real Lyric: And he looks at her and says Darlin', I
remember when you could stop a clock
The Misheard: And he looks at her and says Darlin', I
remember when you cooked sauerkraut
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Real Lyric: And he kissed my momma's face
And he brushed her tears away
The Misheard: And he kissed my momma's face
and threw mustard at her waist
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Real Lyric: And girl I hope you leave me never.
The Misheard: And girl you'll break me knees forever
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Real Lyric: And curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git
The Misheard: And curse the walls around me, they just as stupid get
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Real Lyric: And crown thy good with brotherhood
The Misheard: And crown thy good like Robin Hood
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Real Lyric: And as we wind on down the road
The Misheard: There's a wino down the road
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Real Lyric: And all the people that you made in your image
still believing that junk is true.
The Misheard: And all the people that you made in your image
still believe in that chunky stew.
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Real Lyric: I was born a rebel
The Misheard: I was Barney Rubble
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Real Lyric: To learn as we grow old The secrets of our souls.
The Misheard: To learn as we grow old The secrets of arseholes.
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