The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took the T-Bird away.
The Misheard: And she'll have fun, fun, fun till her daddy took the T.V. away.
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Real Lyric: And she a punk who rarely took advice
The Misheard: A Chia Pet who never really took a vice
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Real Lyric: and she a punk who rarely took advice
The Misheard: and she a punk-a-relli who smelled like lice
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Real Lyric: Plain old Jane, told a story about a
man...
Can you imagine no love, pride, deep
fried chicken...
Five-hour phone conversation, the
best soy latte that you ever had, and
me
The Misheard: Plain old Jane-Joe, sorry about a
man...
Can you imagine your love cry, deep
fried chicken...
Bye-bye, long conversation, the best
toy latte that you ever had in me
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Real Lyric: I will have you like a butterfly.
The Misheard: I wanna have a Bud Light.
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Real Lyric: And if you listen very hard, the tune will come to you at last.
The Misheard: But if you listen very hard, the Jew will bother you a lot.
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Real Lyric: And I'm feelin' more alone
Than I ever have before
She's a brick and I'm drowning slowly
The Misheard: And I'm singing through my nose
Like I never have before
Nasal drip and I'm drowning slowly
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Real Lyric: Goodbye Ruby Tuesday
The Misheard: Goodbye rubber tubesnake
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Real Lyric: And I feel like I just got home...
The Misheard: And I feel like a disco ball...
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Real Lyric: And I can tell you, my love for you will still be strong, after the boys of summer have gone
The Misheard: And I can tell you, my love balloon was three feet tall, after the boys of summer have gone
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