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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Pledge Of Allegiance

    Real Lyric: And to the republic for which it stands, one nation under god with lberty and justice for all

    The Misheard: And to the republic for witches stand....

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    Artist: Traditional

    Song: Pledge Of Allegiance

    Real Lyric: And to the republic for which it stands

    The Misheard: And to the republic for witches' dance

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    Artist: Live

    Song: Selling The Drama

    Real Lyric: And to right or wrong
    And to meek or strong
    It is known, just scream it from the wall.

    The Misheard: And to right a wrong
    And to me, pastrami
    It is known, just streamin' from the wall.

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    Artist: Shirley Temple

    Song: Good Ship Lollipop

    Real Lyric: And there you are...happy landing on a chocolate bar.

    The Misheard: And there you are...copulating on a chocolate bar.

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Saw Her Standing There

    Real Lyric: And the way she looked was way beyond compare.

    The Misheard: And the way she looked with gravy on her hair

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    Artist: Billy Joel

    Song: Piano Man

    Real Lyric: And the piano, it sounds like a carnival.

    The Misheard: And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore.

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Space Oddity

    Real Lyric: And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear

    The Misheard: And the papers want to know who shot you where

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    Artist: Keith Urban

    Song: You'll Think of Me

    Real Lyric: Take your cat and leave my sweater

    The Misheard: Take your cat and knit a sweater

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    Artist: Dubstar

    Song: Not So Manic Now

    Real Lyric: and the doorbell strangely rang

    The Misheard: and the dog smelt strangely rank

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    Artist: Don Henley

    Song: Sit Down

    Real Lyric: And the devil will drag you under by the sharp lapels of your checkered coat...

    The Misheard: And the devil will drag you under by the sharp lapels of your chicken coat...

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