The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Relax and get on your back
The Misheard: Relax sing it on your back
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Real Lyric: I got all I need
The Misheard: I got on my knees
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Real Lyric: She's got a choice
The Misheard: She's got her toys
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Real Lyric: Heavy metal broke my heart.
The Misheard: Heavy metal parking lot.
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Real Lyric: Some folks are born made to wave the flag
The Misheard: Some smoke the bong, and they wave the flag
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Real Lyric: Money for nothing and your chicks for free
The Misheard: Money for nothing and you chase the flea
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Real Lyric: She seems to have an invisible touch, yeah
The Misheard: She seems to have an invisible dog s**t
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Real Lyric: Windshield wipers slapping out a tempo
The Misheard: Windshield wipers slapping out of tempo
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Real Lyric: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
The Misheard: Don't know what he got, O Mr. Roboto
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Real Lyric: Ti, a drink with jam and bread
The Misheard: Ti, a drink with jammon bread
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