The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Hot blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hundred and three
The Misheard: Hot blooded, check it and see I got a fever of a hungry flea
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
like Olympus above the Serengeti ...
The Misheard: Sure is killin' the jerro risin
like the limpers above the surrogate eaves
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
like Olympus above the Serengeti ...
The Misheard: As sure as Kiliminjaro rises
like a lympid above the surrogate eve
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
like Olympus above the Serengeti ...
The Misheard: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises
like the lepers above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
The Misheard: As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like a lep'ress above the Serengeti
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Real Lyric: As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair from her forehead.
The Misheard: As if I'd never noticed the way she brushed her hair and farted
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Real Lyric: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realise there ain't much left.
The Misheard: ...I take a look at my wife and realise she's real deaf.
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Real Lyric: Arrows of neon, flashing marquees out on main street
The Misheard: Arrows of neon, flashing my keys out on main street
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Real Lyric: Are you reelin' in the years?
The Misheard: Are you really into yeast?
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Real Lyric: Are you ready for a thing called love?
The Misheard: Are you ready for a King Kong Love?
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