The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Baby, a sea was storming inside of me
The Misheard: Baby, my semen's stormin' inside of me.
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Real Lyric: All of the other Reindeer
The Misheard: Adolf the other Reindeer
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Real Lyric: Baa baa black sheep
Have you any wool?
The Misheard: Baa baa black sheep
Happy at the Mall.
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Real Lyric: Baa baa black sheep,
have you any wool?
The Misheard: Baa baa blush you
wubby wubby woo
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Real Lyric: show them how funky
The Misheard: show them hot monkey
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Real Lyric: Australians all, let us rejoice,
for we are young and free.
The Misheard: Australians all love ostriches,
for we are young and free.
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Real Lyric: At the club at the end of the street.
The Misheard: At the club at the Embassy Suites
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Real Lyric: At Indian Lake you'll be able to make the way the indians do
The Misheard: At Indian Lake you'll be able to MATE the way the Indians do
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Real Lyric: Asking only workman's wages
I come looking for a job but I get no offers
just a come-on from the whores on 7th avenue
The Misheard: Asking only work in swages
I come looking for a job but I get no offers
just a common from the horse on 7th avenue
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Real Lyric: Hasta manana baby, hasta manana until then
The Misheard: Ask a banana baby, ask a banana until then
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