The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love,
bring me a higher love, oh yeah.
The Misheard: Bring me an iron lung,
bring me an iron lung hair.
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Real Lyric: Bring me a higher love
The Misheard: Bring me a fire log
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Real Lyric: Brenda and Eddie were the popular steadies
and the king and the queen of the prom...
Well, they got an apartment with deep pile carpets
and a couple of paintings from Sears
A big waterbed that they bought with the bread
they had saved for a couple of years
The Misheard: Brenda Rinetti were the popular steadies
and the king and the queen of the farm...
Well, they got an apartment with [mumble mumble]
and a couple of pennies from Sears
A big wad of bed that they bought with the bread
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Real Lyric: Breathe the preassure come play my game I'll test you.
The Misheard: Freak in Asia, come be my camel taster.
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Real Lyric: Breaking up is hard to do.
The Misheard: Waking up is hard to do.
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Real Lyric: Brass monkey, you funky monkey
The Misheard: Grass money, you funny money
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Real Lyric: Boy, the way Glen Miller played....
The Misheard: Boil the weakling millipede
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Real Lyric: Born free, as free as the wind blows...
The Misheard: Corn free, as free as the wind blows...
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Real Lyric: Body and feet I stain my sheets,
I don't even know why.
My girlfriend, she's at the end,
she is starting to cry.
The Misheard: Baby, a freak, I paint with cheese,
I don't even know why.
My girlfriend, she's Auntie Em,
she is starting to cry.
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Real Lyric: Body and beats, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
The Misheard: I eat beets, I stain my sheets
I don't even know why
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