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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: 98 Degrees

    Song: Give Me Just One Night (Una Noche)

    Real Lyric: Give me just one night, una noche

    The Misheard: Give me just one night, on the lawn chair

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    Artist: The Trammps

    Song: Disco Inferno

    Real Lyric: Burn, baby, burn (disco inferno)
    Burn, baby, burn (burn tha' motha' down)

    The Misheard: Burn, baby, burn (disco inferno)
    Burn, baby, burn (like a momma cow)

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Drive-In Saturday

    Real Lyric: Bureau supply for ageing men

    The Misheard: Durex supply for raging men
    (Durex = UK word for condom, named after the company that makes them)

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    Artist: Elton John

    Song: Bennie And The Jets

    Real Lyric: Ba-ba-ba-Bennie and the jets...

    The Misheard: Put a penny in the jets...

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    Artist: Queen

    Song: We Will Rock You

    Real Lyric: You big disgrace!

    The Misheard: You big disc brakes

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    Artist: Jewel

    Song: You Were Meant for Me

    Real Lyric: Brushed my teeth, I put the cap back on.

    The Misheard: Brushed my teeth, I put the cat back on.

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    Artist: Van Morrison

    Song: Brown-Eyed Girl

    Real Lyric: Brown-eyed girl

    The Misheard: Four-eyed squirrel

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Bringing In The Sheaves

    Real Lyric: Bringing in the sheaves
    Bringing in the sheaves
    We shall come rejoicing
    Bringing in the sheaves.

    The Misheard: Bringing in the Sheets
    Bringing in the sheets
    We shall come rejoicing
    Bringing in the sheets.

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Bringing In The Sheaves

    Real Lyric: Bringing in the sheaves

    The Misheard: Bringing in the sheep

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    Artist: Hymns

    Song: Bringing In The Sheaves

    Real Lyric: Bringing in the sheaves

    The Misheard: Bringing in the cheese

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