The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: He took charge of the wagons and he saved the train. And she looked down and her heart was gone; the train went west but she stayed on... in Lonesome Dove.
The Misheard: He pulled his shotgun out and shot her in the brain. And she looked down and her head was gone; the train went west but she stayed on... in Lonesome Dove.
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Real Lyric: But the fist I've made for years can't hold or feel. No I'm not all me, so please excuse me while I tend to how I feel
The Misheard: But the fist I've made for years can hold up real. No not on me, so please excuse me while I tell me how I feel.
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Real Lyric: There's no feeling left
The Misheard: There's no beeping left.
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Real Lyric: This is weird, it's time to blow, I just heard the rooster crow. I guess I'll have to spank my monkey.
The Misheard: This is Weird It's time to BLOW I just have the Rest to Go, Guess I'll have to Sprake my Barkey.
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Real Lyric: You got a dime He's got a dollar He's the king of corn and porn From way back in the holler
The Misheard: You got a dime He's got a dollar She's a 10-44 From way back in the holler
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Real Lyric: there's never any room to breathe
The Misheard: Never any groceries
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Real Lyric: If I ever did that, I think I'd have a heart attack
The Misheard: If I had a Tic Tac, I think I'd have a heart attack
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Real Lyric: She was just a wish, She was just, A wish
The Misheard: She was just a witch, She was just, A witch
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Real Lyric: I will follow you, will you follow me?
The Misheard: I will fondle you, will you fondle me?
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Real Lyric: Precious and few are the moments we two can share
The Misheard: Precious and few are the moments we toucans hair.
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