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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Sheena Easton

    Song: Telephone

    Real Lyric: telephono

    The Misheard: telephone

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    Artist: Avicii

    Song: Wake Me Up

    Real Lyric: All this time I was finding myself, and I didn't know I was lost.

    The Misheard: All this time I was fanning myself but I didn't know I was hot

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    Artist: Lady Gaga

    Song: Applause

    Real Lyric: Give me the thing that I love, I'll turn the lights out

    The Misheard: Give me the pee that I love and turn the lights on

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    Artist: Madonna

    Song: Music

    Real Lyric: Hey Mr. DJ, put a record on, I wanna dance with my baby And when the music starts I never wanna stop, it's gonna drive me crazy Music makes the people come together Music mix the bourgeoisie and the rebel

    The Misheard: Hey Mr. DJ, poo Rock n' Roll, come on and dance with my baby Are there all music stars and reavel for the scars, don't let it drive me crazy Music is the dream on, come together Music is the cauchemar, see, I'm your devil

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    Artist: Nelly

    Song: E.I.

    Real Lyric: Andale, andale mami, e.i., e.i., uh-ohhhhh, what's poppin' tonight?

    The Misheard: Andale, andale mami, e.i., e.i., uh-ohhhhh, where's papa tonight?

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    Artist: Elbow

    Song: Leaders of the free world

    Real Lyric: I miss you Louise

    The Misheard: A mision of weeks

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Rock me

    Real Lyric: Wannabe, wannabe, wannabe

    The Misheard: Wallaby, wallaby, wallaby

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    Artist: David Bowie

    Song: Suffragette City

    Real Lyric: This mellow thinghed chick just put my spine out of place

    The Misheard: The smell of fat chicks just put my spine outta place

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    Artist: Sick Puppies

    Song: Monsters

    Real Lyric: in fetal on the floor

    The Misheard: your feet are on the floor

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    Artist: Led Zeppelin

    Song: Heartbreaker

    Real Lyric: People talkin' all around 'bout the way you left me flat

    The Misheard: People talkin' all around 'bout my radioactive glands

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