The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: Clear your mind and do your best to try and wash the palette clean.
The Misheard: Clear your mind and do your best to try and watch the calories.
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Real Lyric: Christ the royal master leads against the foe
The Misheard: Christ the royal bastard leans against the phone
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Real Lyric: Christ the royal master leads against the foe
The Misheard: Christ the royal master leans against the phone
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Real Lyric: China Grove
The Misheard: Tryin' to grow
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Real Lyric: Chiquitita, tell me what's wrong
The Misheard: Take your teeth out, tell me what is wrong
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Real Lyric: Chestnuts roasting on a open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose
The Misheard: Chipmunks toasting, open fire, Jack Frost ripping at your clothes
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Real Lyric: Cheeseburger in Paradise
The Misheard: Cheeseburger and a pair of thighs.
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Real Lyric: Cheer up, sleepy Jean
The Misheard: Cheer up, sweet bejesus
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Real Lyric: Ah, look at all the lonely people.
The Misheard: I live for all the ugly people.
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Real Lyric: Cheap wine and a three day growth
The Misheard: Cheap wine and a three-legged goat
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