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    Artist: Statler Brothers

    Song: Eve

    The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.

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    Artist: Queens of the Stone Age

    Song: You Can't Quit Me Baby

    The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell

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    Artist: Starship

    Song: Sarah

    The Story: All the b***h had said, all been washed in black

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    Artist: Iron Maiden

    Song: The Prisoner

    The Story: And my blunt is my ho now

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    Artist: Pearl Jam

    Song: Jeremy

    The Story: At home, drawing pictures, Of mounds of tots, With ham on top

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    Artist: Belly

    Song: Gepetto

    Real Lyric: Decapitated all my dolls

    The Misheard: Decaf, potato, and all my dolls

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    Artist: Belly

    Song: Gepetto

    Real Lyric: Decapitated all my dolls

    The Misheard: D**khead potato on my dog

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    Artist: Standards

    Song: Davy Crockett

    Real Lyric: Davy, Davy Crockett, king of the wild frontier

    The Misheard: Baby, baby buckets, king of the atmosphere

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    Artist: Herman's Hermits

    Song: Dandy

    Real Lyric: Dandy, Dandy...

    The Misheard: Gandhi, Gandhi...

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    Artist: Abba

    Song: Dancing Queen

    Real Lyric: Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the tambourine...

    The Misheard: Dancing Queen, eat a bean off the tambourine...

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    Artist: Glen Campbell

    Song: Rhinestone Cowboy

    Real Lyric: Like a rhine stone cowboy

    The Misheard: Like a nine stone cowboy

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    Artist: The Beatles

    Song: I Am The Walrus

    Real Lyric: crab-a-locker fishwife/pornographic priestess

    The Misheard: grab a lock of fish my pornographic princess

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    Artist: Bush

    Song: Glycerine

    Real Lyric: Couldn't love you more

    The Misheard: Good Lord, you whore!

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    Artist: The B-52s

    Song: Love Shack

    Real Lyric: Tin roof -- rusted

    The Misheard: Gettin' high all the time/ Hope you all are too/ Come on little p***y wanna do it to you

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    Artist: Eagles

    Song: Hotel California

    Real Lyric: Cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of colitas
    Rising up through the air

    The Misheard: Cool wind in my hair
    Warm smell of police gas
    Rising up through the air

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