The Story: Don't eat the fruit in the garden, Eden,, It wasn't in God's natural plan., You were only a rib,, And look at what you did,, To Adam, the father of Man.
The Story: You smell like goat, I'll see you in hell
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Real Lyric: I was a young boy who had big plans, now I'm just another s**tty old man...
The Misheard: i was a young boy who had big glands, now i'm just another s**tty old n.i.n..
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Real Lyric: Don't step on my blue suede shoes
The Misheard: Don't step on my Bruce Wayne Shoes
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Real Lyric: Don't speak, I know what your thinkn'
The Misheard: Don't leak, you know we have a toilet
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Real Lyric: Don't rush me, I've made that mistake before, aaaahhhhhhh
The Misheard: No roast beef. I've made that mistake before. aaaahhhhhhhh
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Real Lyric: Don't mess with my toot-toot...
The Misheard: Don't mess with my poop-shoot...
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Real Lyric: Don't look back at this time as a time of heartbreak and distress
The Misheard: Don't look back at this time as the time the frog begins to dress
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Real Lyric: Don't let your life pass you by, weep not for the memories.
The Misheard: Don't let your life pass you by, whiffle balls of memory.
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Real Lyric: Shot through the heart and you're to blame...
The Misheard: Shot through the heart and you're too late...
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Real Lyric: Pleasantly caving in
The Misheard: Pleasantly came in him
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Real Lyric: Don't let the sound of your own wheels drive you crazy
The Misheard: Don't let the soundy girl on wheels drive you crazy.
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